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The shit dreams are made of. Or not..... ah fuck it.

Bottle Opener

I’m what you call… A bottle-upper. I get frustrated and instead of dealing I tighten the lid and let it sit thinking it’ll fizzle out.

But god damn… Tonight, something cracked the cap and I got my frustration out.

I love me.
I’m proud of me.

So fuckin deal. Bitches.

Today

Today, my better half referred to me as chubby cute.


Commence diet and exercise plan.

tartuffle asked: WHY IS MY HUSBAND SO ATTRACTIVE?! <3

Why’re YOU so attractive, wife?!

Anonymous asked: where is your follow button sweet jesus??

Follow Buttons somewhere? Fuck if I know.

My 21st birthday :)

My 21st birthday :)

Dan Savage and I

Dan Savage and I

7:30 peace tea!

7:30 peace tea!